The Ultimate Brooklyn 99 Drinking Game: Step-by-Step Guide

Have you been wondering how to play the Brooklyn 99 Drinking Game? I’ve got you covered!

There’s a new kind of precinct party in town! If you’re a fan of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, there’s a fun, adrenaline-packed way to celebrate your favourite characters and witty one-liners with a themed drinking game. But hold your horses, because we’re not just telling you to chug a drink every time Jake Peralta mentions Die Hard (phew, that’d be a lot of chugging).

Equipment Needed

Before you embark on this celebratory law enforcement marathon, you’ll need to stock your party with some essential ‘evidence’:

• The Booze: Vary the alcoholic content based on your crowd’s drinking preferences.
• Shot glasses: The sleeker, the better.
• A TV and Netflix: Brooklyn Nine-Nine streaming must be uninterrupted!
• Snacks: Munchies are the unsung heroes in staving off the alcohol’s grip.
• Themed Props: Costumes, precinct badges, and cardboard bars will add pizzazz.
• Chaser (optional): For those who want to dial down the hard liquor.

Got ’em all? It’s go time!

The Rules: A Legal Briefing

Pour yourself a drink and sit down because we’re about to lay down the laws of this game. Here’s a quick rundown of the standard rules, which can be tweaked to fit your party’s vibe:

One Sip Offenses – Drink Once When:

• Jake says ‘cool cool cool cool cool’ or ‘title of your sex tape.’
• Anyone utters the word ‘pontiac’ or ‘Vontaze.’
• Rosa shows emotion.
• The squad enters a location by unconventional means.
• Scully or Hitchcock are being… well, Scully and Hitchcock.

Enjoying it by yourself? We won’t judge, but be responsible.

Two Sip Offenses – Drink Twice When:

• Detective Diaz is involved in any romantic escapade.
• The Pontiac Bandit evades or cons the Nine-Nine.
• The Vulture disrupts the precinct.
• Holt’s stoicism breaks.
• Boyle shares his love for food or Jake’s relationship with Amy.

Finish Your Drink When:

• Nikolaj gets talked about (poor, sweet Nikolaj).
• Gina bestows her wisdom.
• Peralta and Boyle adopt their undercover personas.
• Rosa comes out of the closet, in whatever context she chooses.
• You hear the iconic ‘Nine-Nine!’

That last one’s a doozy, so save it for when you’re ready to call it a night!

Step-by-Step Guide

Assemble your squad, set the ground rules, and ease into the game with the light rules to warm up. Commence with the ‘one sip offenses’ and enjoy the comedic timing of the Nine-Nine.

High-Stakes Investigations

With everyone caught in the spirit, up the ante with the ‘two sip offenses.’ Watch the camaraderie and chemistry between the characters and participants peak.

The Final Countdown

Approach the finish-officers with caution and savour these moments with the cast. Play your cards right and ‘finish your drink’ offenses can lead to full-on bonding experiences.

The Aftermath

Whether your squad managed to make it through the entire series or just an episode, remember to hydrate and eat. This is how justice parties!

Drink Once Every Time

Let’s dive deeper into the drink-worthy moments that make the Brooklyn Nine-Nine viewing experience a spirited affair.

• Santiago’s Obsession: Every time Amy references her love for Captain Holt or her desire to outdo Jake, it’s time for a sip.
• The Tumbler’s Logs: Each time Captain Holt shares a story, you salute with a sip.
• To the Heavens with Jake!: Whenever Jake geek-courts with Terry or the Captain, you share in his enthusiasm with a drink.
• Peraltiago Moments: Every romantic development between Jake and Amy is celebrated with a sip, followed by ‘awws’.
• The Wise Words of Gina Linetti: When the oracle of the Nine-Nine speaks, you drink in her wisdom.

Drink Twice Every Time

These offenses require a little more commitment to the cause. Twice the drinks means twice the fun (and liver workouts).

• Diaz’s Date Nights: When Rosa shows her softer side and indulges in a night out, you’ll need to keep up.
• The Pontiac Is Involved: ‘Course it is. Whenever Pontiac Bandit plots thicken, indulge in some real-life villainy with this double-sip moment.
• Vultures Overhead: Every time this character swoops in, it’s two drinks for that wing span.
• Boyle’s Delights: When Charles finds a new culinary escapade or gets Jake and Amy feelings, eat or drink in celebration.
• Shenanigans with Scully and Hitchcock: These two are double the fun and accommodations for their antics are certainly in order.

Tips

Shake things up a bit by varying the guidelines of the Brooklyn 99 drinking game imbibing challenge for each episode. Injecting an element of unpredictability amps up the excitement. Bear in mind to keep your hydration levels topped up and stow some nibbles within arm’s reach, ensuring you can last through the night unscathed and wake up without any unpleasant repercussions!

Finish Your Drink Every Time

WARNING: These moments pack a punch, so pace yourself and ensure your precinct is equipped with (non-alcoholic) pies or Slurpees for safety.

• The Nikolaj Moments: When Nikolaj is brought up, finish your drink, say a heartfelt ‘aww,’ and hug it out.
• The Linetti Lace-up: When Gina is right in the very particular way she likes to be, lace up your drinking boots and finish your troubles.
• Undercovers with Jake and Boyle: Whenever Jake and Boyle go deep in character, you too shall go deep – into your glass, until it’s empty.
• Rosa Comes Out (of Anywhere): Whether she reveals an aspect of her private life or simply exits a room, it’s time to exit your drink.
• Nine-Nine Battle Cry: When ‘Nine-Nine!’ is roared, raise a glass (or not, depending on your constitution) and give it everything you’ve got.

5 Fun Facts About Brooklyn Nine Nine TV Show

• Brooklyn Nine Nine often uses real NYPD patches and uniforms, with meticulous attention to detail to keep the show authentic.
• Terry Jeffords was named after the actor that brought him to life, Terry Crews. The show’s creators felt they couldn’t separate the two, leading to the character using the actor’s actual first name.
• The show is known for its attention to detail, often including small, easily-missed jokes or references for the biggest fans to catch.
• The chemistry that the cast has on-screen is authentic. Off-screen, Andy Samberg and the rest of the crew get along like a real-life squad, sparking the amazing camaraderie you see in each episode.
• The legendary “Halloween Heist” episodes were born from a love for complicated, progressive setups. They were so loved in season 1 that creators vowed to revisit the idea each season.

Conclusion

So whether you’re hosting a small gathering or planning a wild shindig, the Brooklyn 99 drinking game is a surefire way to take your party from ‘noice’ to ‘smort’. As with any game, especially those related to alcohol, it’s crucial to play responsibly and know your limits. Hydrate, snack, and take regular breaks. Oh, and don’t chug-a-lug. Your precinct needs you in top shape!

Before you go all Jake Peralta on us, remember that this game is about camaraderie and connection, not just consuming. The show’s popularity is its ability to bring people together in hilarious, unexpected ways, and that’s what we want to amplify – in a responsible, fun-filled, and safe manner.

So call your friends, set your reminders, and get ready to party. Who knows, maybe by the end of the night, you’ll earn the Captain’s nod of approval. Cheers, and ‘Nine-Nine’!